GUY: man, some dick ratings-bombed my videos

Barb: suckkss

GUY: indeed

I have a couple of suspects

Barb: who?

GUY: my stepbrother, some people from school I don't get along with very well

GUY changes his status to: Whoever bombed my stuff had better watch out, or I'm breaking out the ack-ack.

GUY: worst bit is youtube won't tell you who rates your vids

Barb: hahahha

dude it's just youtube

GUY: well, yeah, but if my first suspicion is right, my stepbrother is trying to sabotage me

Barb: ... it's just youtube

GUY: well, I've dealt with it anyway

Barb: uh huh

i bet it's all rip's fault

Music to go with this scene: DUMB FUCKING HIPSTER MUSIC.



Music to go with this scene: Chopin's Waltz Op. 64, no. 2 in C sharp minor.

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Barb: ok well this conversation is getting awkward

GUY: i think that's your fault
: )

Barb: more like yours

GUY: how so?

Barb: if you actulaly entertained me then i wouldnt be so pissed off and bored

GUY: indeed

well, I'll spare you that torment

I'll probably have to get up at 0700 tomorrow 'cos the sleep doctor is a sadist

Barb: do you like mountain dew

GUY: so I'm turning in early

yeah

Barb: LMAO!!!!

GUY: in the states, where they put caffeine in it

Barb: oops wrong convo

sorry

i meant yeh i like it too

Was it actually the wrong convo? Do I actually like Mountain Dew? YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!

1. go to the speakeasy bar in crif dogs.
2. get some gay tattoo with chris.
3. get a purity ring for no reason. then fuck a lot.
4. go to the church of scientology and get thetan levels read (high?).
5. actually finish 'the city of lost children'.
6. make a short film.
7. go to the armoury show. AND DON'T FORGET THIS TIME.
8. make lots of money.
9. slap a baby.
10. be high all day like in smileyface and see what happens.
11. watch matt break the guiness record for eating most bananas within an hour. drunk.
12. find james franco and catch him via bear trap.
13. smoke dust and go to the new york public library on 42nd street.
14. give ghost tours in a shopping cart.
15. go to the brooklyn/bronx zoo and yell at the animals.
16. go ghostbusting.
      a) raise the spirit of heath ledger.
      b) blaze with jimi hendrix.
17. host a 1920's gangster themed party with morgan, then go to cosmo's dressed up.
18. make a remix for billy mays' infomercial (big city slider).
19. publish a comic.
20. have a photoshoot with 'inverted q'.
21. make a ton of 'rip is an asshole' merch.
22. make a list.
23. party with noel fielding.
24. go to a fashion show just for kicks.
25. confess to the murder of michael jackson.
26. kill john waters.
27. befriend russell brand at the vma's.
28. make a bro movie (a sis movie, since we're all chicks).
29. adopt a black baby.
30. become undick versions of andy warhol.
31. start a band.
32. play clue, dressed up as the characters in clue.
33. get an iguana and name him iggy pop.
34. host an ancient egyptian themed party.
35. go drinking with anthony bourdain.
36. have a yacht party with ben bailey.
37. get high and watch wizard of oz to dark side of the moon.

LISTEN, WRITERS OF DELOCATED. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING ME AND MY FRIENDS AROUND. SO FUCK OFF, STOP STEALING OUR IDEAS AND GET ORIGINAL. YOU SUCK DICKS.

I told you so.

Police in Nigeria have told CNN that a man "angered" by Manchester United's defeat to Barcelona in the final of the Champions League killed four people when he drove a minibus into a crowd celebrating the Spanish side's victory. -- cnn.com

At least 10 people have been killed in two separate attacks in the Pakistani city of Peshawar. Six were killed and about 70 injured when two bombs exploded at a busy market, police said. Shortly after, a suicide bomber attacked a military checkpoint on the city outskirts, killing four soldiers. -- news.bbc.co.uk

TEGUCIGALPA, Honduras (AP) -- A powerful earthquake toppled more than two dozen homes in Honduras and Belize early Thursday, killing at least four people and injuring 40 as terrified residents spilled from their homes across much of Central America. -- nytimes.com

Notice anything? Well here's a clue, the angry bus driver, the suicide bomber and the earthquake are all the same person. And that person's name is Rip Durham.

Be wary of this man and do not be fooled by his dumb looks. He is deadly and can strike at any second. Whether it be the Holocaust, 9-11 or world famine, all signs point to one person and that is Rip. The anti-Christ shall strike soon in the form of this terrifying creature and when he does, it shall be only the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse.

1. go to the speakeasy bar in crif dogs.
2. get some gay tattoo with chris.
3. get a purity ring for no reason. then fuck a lot.
4. go to the church of scientology and get thetan levels read (high?).
5. actually finish 'the city of lost children'.
6. make a short film.
7. go to the armoury show. AND DON'T FORGET THIS TIME.
8. make lots of money.
9. slap a baby.
10. be high all day like in smileyface and see what happens.
11. watch matt break the guiness record for eating most bananas within an hour. drunk.
12. find james franco.
13. smoke dust and go to the new york public library on 42nd street.
14. give ghost tours in a shopping cart.
15. go to the brooklyn/bronx zoo and yell at the animals.